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mimejuniormoved:

disney’s dinosaur | the asteroid

"Pretty fucking easily, Four-eyes."  

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

unhacker:

that about sums up all 13 volumes

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

image

I laughed so fucking hard jesus

If I lost Nezumi, if I had to face a tomorrow without him, 
then I wouldn’t be able to remain a soldier.

troyegang:

Jason in his natural habitat

He’s managed to solve every case he’s ever taken on.
And he’s tackled some of the greatest mysteries this world has ever known.
He hides in the shadows, but he is the best of the best.
Our last resort, our trump card.
i am L

alfrad:

IF SOMEONE DOESNT SHIP A SHIP YOU LIKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DONT ATTACK THEM FOR IT LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS JUST 2 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OH MY GOD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH A DOG JUST GROW UP

AU where the SnK characters are actors and everyone screws up their lines
Armin: I haven't lived all that long yet, but there is something I firmly believe in. The people who have the ability to change something in this world, all without exception, have to guts to...ughhhhhh. Line?
Mikasa: This world is merciless, and it's also verilily...Verilily? What the..? Really? oh my God.
Eren: TITAAAAAAAAANS!!! TITAAAAAAAAAANS!!! Okay, sorry. I'll say it this time.
Levi: This is just my opinion, but when it comes to teaching somebody discipline...kick them in the face.
Jean: Using the deaths of our comrades...the fuck? Marco, get out of the shot, you're not in this scene!
Eren: On that day, humanity received a grim reminder. Giant naked people watch us sleep.

lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH