I never found yo mama jokes funny until now.
—- Special thanks to Nani for giving me the idea!
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
we need a dramatic reading of this
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one