disney’s dinosaur | the asteroid
"Pretty fucking easily, Four-eyes."
that about sums up all 13 volumes
If I lost Nezumi, if I had to face a tomorrow without him,
then I wouldn’t be able to remain a soldier.
Jason in his natural habitat
He’s managed to solve every case he’s ever taken on.
And he’s tackled some of the greatest mysteries this world has ever known.
He hides in the shadows, but he is the best of the best.
Our last resort, our trump card.
i am L
IF SOMEONE DOESNT SHIP A SHIP YOU LIKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DONT ATTACK THEM FOR IT LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS JUST 2 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OH MY GOD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH A DOG JUST GROW UP
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”